ghoundcrew
Grey Lover
The Poochachos: Smitty - Stinger
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Post by ghoundcrew on Oct 9, 2008 11:39:06 GMT -5
Three race horses were bragging about their race averages. "I won 5 out of 20 races," said the first horse. "Oh yea! I won 15 out of my 30," said the second. "Hah! I won 50 out of 60," said the third. Hiding behind a hay bail, a greyhound was listening in on the conversation. He steps into view and says. "Well I won 99 out of 100 of my races." The third horse looks at the second horse and says "WOW!!.... A talking dog!"
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Post by jiffer on Oct 9, 2008 11:52:58 GMT -5
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ghoundcrew
Grey Lover
The Poochachos: Smitty - Stinger
Posts: 759
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Post by ghoundcrew on Oct 9, 2008 12:01:53 GMT -5
Ok, try this one.
A greyhound goes into a bar....the bartender says:
"Hey, what's with the long face?!?"
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Post by iconsmum on Oct 9, 2008 12:59:30 GMT -5
OK...you can quit your day job )
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Post by jiffer on Oct 9, 2008 13:22:38 GMT -5
LOL
What are we going to do with you, Gary?
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Post by kjw on Oct 9, 2008 15:15:43 GMT -5
No more software Gary, start doing stand up instead with Smitty and Stinger.
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ghoundcrew
Grey Lover
The Poochachos: Smitty - Stinger
Posts: 759
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Post by ghoundcrew on Oct 10, 2008 8:05:54 GMT -5
Thanksgiving is getting Smitty and Stinger into a FOWL mood.....
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carmasims
Grey Lover
serry says 'what's so funny?'
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Post by carmasims on Oct 10, 2008 8:16:29 GMT -5
LOLOLOL
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Post by jiffer on Oct 10, 2008 8:20:14 GMT -5
ROFL
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Post by kjw on Oct 10, 2008 11:14:16 GMT -5
*snorts*
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ghoundcrew
Grey Lover
The Poochachos: Smitty - Stinger
Posts: 759
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Post by ghoundcrew on Oct 10, 2008 12:08:04 GMT -5
You should have seen their eyes, when I put that 25lb turkey in the laundry tub to thaw....if greys could hi-five each other, that would have been an ample opportunity!
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Post by Heather (& KC) on Oct 10, 2008 18:17:03 GMT -5
LOL!!
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