Post by emily on Jul 8, 2008 13:10:39 GMT -5
Human walks into the kitchen.
Emily's interpretation: "It's feeding time!!!"
Human turns on tap.
Emily: "You're washing my bowl. I was wondering when you'd get around to feeding me."
Human stops whatever activity anytime between 3:30 and 5:00.
Emily: "Now? Is it time now?"
Human opens the fridge.
Emily: "It's about time!"
Human opens packaging:
Emily: "Treat!!!"
Human reverts to regular feeding from the 5 meal-a-day bland diet after a bout of the big D.
Emily: "I feel cheated. When's second breakfast?"
Human pulls into the local coffee drive-thru.
Emily: "Milkee-bones. Milkee-bones. Don't forget to ask for some milkee-bones."
Human plates up dinner.
Emily: "Oh hey! I was really thirsty all of a sudden. I'm not interrupting anything, am I? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge."
Human looks at the clock.
Emily: "That could only mean one thing!!! Fetch me my dinner!"
Human tucks Missy in after last turnout and proceeds to soak some beans overnight when...
Emily: "What's all this then? Midnight snack?!!?!"
Human lets Missy out.
Emily: "Mmmmm... Grass!"
Human leaves kibble to soak in warm water on the counter (once upon a time - no more).
Emily: "There's nothing like a nice warm meal on a cold winter day. Being perched this high is a little awkward but it's quite manageable. Indeed."
Human drops a little tomato on the floor.
Emily: "Oh! Let me clean that up for you."
Human stands by to make the switch with a bowl of fresh water after determining the food bowl is as clean as it's ever going to get.
Emily: "Wait! Eating is an art form. It can't be rushed!"
Emily's interpretation: "It's feeding time!!!"
Human turns on tap.
Emily: "You're washing my bowl. I was wondering when you'd get around to feeding me."
Human stops whatever activity anytime between 3:30 and 5:00.
Emily: "Now? Is it time now?"
Human opens the fridge.
Emily: "It's about time!"
Human opens packaging:
Emily: "Treat!!!"
Human reverts to regular feeding from the 5 meal-a-day bland diet after a bout of the big D.
Emily: "I feel cheated. When's second breakfast?"
Human pulls into the local coffee drive-thru.
Emily: "Milkee-bones. Milkee-bones. Don't forget to ask for some milkee-bones."
Human plates up dinner.
Emily: "Oh hey! I was really thirsty all of a sudden. I'm not interrupting anything, am I? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge."
Human looks at the clock.
Emily: "That could only mean one thing!!! Fetch me my dinner!"
Human tucks Missy in after last turnout and proceeds to soak some beans overnight when...
Emily: "What's all this then? Midnight snack?!!?!"
Human lets Missy out.
Emily: "Mmmmm... Grass!"
Human leaves kibble to soak in warm water on the counter (once upon a time - no more).
Emily: "There's nothing like a nice warm meal on a cold winter day. Being perched this high is a little awkward but it's quite manageable. Indeed."
Human drops a little tomato on the floor.
Emily: "Oh! Let me clean that up for you."
Human stands by to make the switch with a bowl of fresh water after determining the food bowl is as clean as it's ever going to get.
Emily: "Wait! Eating is an art form. It can't be rushed!"