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Post by tinastroops on May 14, 2009 12:19:44 GMT -5
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
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seena
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Post by seena on May 15, 2009 20:36:47 GMT -5
Oh no, I don't get it..... I'm so embarassed.....
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quietstorm
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Post by quietstorm on May 15, 2009 20:41:53 GMT -5
Oh no, I don't get it..... I'm so embarassed..... ROFL!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by dragonmom on May 15, 2009 21:52:23 GMT -5
hehehe i get it
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seena
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What's next????
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Post by seena on May 16, 2009 23:49:30 GMT -5
okay you guys - that's just mean!!!! someone explain..... please? Wait!! hold on, I think I just got it!! Oh man.... do I feel like an idiot!!!!!
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Post by BlingDogs on Jun 29, 2009 18:20:49 GMT -5
I don't get it!!! Help!
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charmsmom
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Does my nose look big to you?
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Post by charmsmom on Jun 29, 2009 21:38:25 GMT -5
BaaHaaHaa ;D
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kellabee
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Post by kellabee on Jun 30, 2009 21:55:18 GMT -5
Someone else pumped shots into his 20 year old g/f's beaver. HA
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bruins4
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ACE
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Post by bruins4 on Jul 1, 2009 15:24:42 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO
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Post by strydersmom on Jul 8, 2009 9:55:31 GMT -5
LMAO ty
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