Post by laddie4 on Jan 29, 2008 11:46:20 GMT -5
Purina Dog Food
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you
like to respond like this?.....
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for Miller at Wal-Mart and was about to
check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I
had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do,
on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting the Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up
in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets
with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I
stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's bum and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack,
he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you
like to respond like this?.....
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for Miller at Wal-Mart and was about to
check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I
had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do,
on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting the Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up
in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets
with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I
stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's bum and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack,
he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.