tango
Junior Grey Lover
Banjo,Bracken
Posts: 138
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Post by tango on Nov 24, 2007 15:56:37 GMT -5
Greyhound property laws 1. If I like it, it's always mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it is food you like to eat, it's mine. 11. If it was your couch and I am sleeping on it, it's mine. 12. If it's broken, it's yours. ;D
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Post by serversmum on Mar 22, 2008 10:38:28 GMT -5
please note these rules also apply to 2 and 3 year old human children
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Post by BlingDogs on Jun 14, 2009 15:52:03 GMT -5
Good one!
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