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Post by Heather (& KC) on Nov 30, 2008 8:09:03 GMT -5
Okay, but there is nothing on this earth like greyhound gas. I understand that now!!!! --------------------------------------------- A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'. The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!' Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ' Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'
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Post by jiffer on Dec 1, 2008 10:11:11 GMT -5
LOL
The only difference is that in our house, it is almost ALWAYS the dogs. Tee hee
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Post by rockysparents on Dec 1, 2008 11:24:43 GMT -5
OMg that is too funny, but in our house sometimes you wonder if it is the dog or the kid each one is silent but violent. still laughing as I type this hahaha
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Post by sunshinesmom on Jan 2, 2009 20:51:47 GMT -5
OMG what a surprise punch line! I was trying to tell this to my husband and I could not get to the punch line without MY eyes watering from laughing so much.
thx for posting
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Post by micnmike on Jan 3, 2009 10:42:35 GMT -5
LOL !!! That was too funny.
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Post by DJKCairo on Apr 14, 2009 18:16:22 GMT -5
This is hilarious!
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