Post by tango on Mar 18, 2008 20:40:38 GMT -5
> At the vet's
>
>
> Three Greyhounds [one brindle, one white and one black] were sitting
> in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation.
> The black Greyhound turned to the brindle and said, "So why are you here?"
>
> The brindle Greyhound replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything; the sofa, the
> drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed
> in the middle of my owner's bed."
>
> The black Greyhound said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
>
> "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brindle Greyhound. "All the vets are
> prescribing it. It works for everything."
>
> The black Greyhound then turned to the white Greyhound and asked, "Why are you here?"
>
> The white Greyhound said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
> trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
> But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
> owner's couch."
>
> "So what are they going to do to you?" the black Greyhound inquired.
>
> "Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected white Greyhound said.
>
> The white Greyhound then turned to the black Greyhound and asked, "Why are you at the
> vet's office?"
>
> "I'm a humper," the black Greyhound said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
> a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I
> see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
> to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
> started humping away."
>
> The white and brindle Greyhounds exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, Prozac for
> you too, huh?"
>
> "No," said the black Greyhound, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."
>
>
> Three Greyhounds [one brindle, one white and one black] were sitting
> in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation.
> The black Greyhound turned to the brindle and said, "So why are you here?"
>
> The brindle Greyhound replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything; the sofa, the
> drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed
> in the middle of my owner's bed."
>
> The black Greyhound said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
>
> "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brindle Greyhound. "All the vets are
> prescribing it. It works for everything."
>
> The black Greyhound then turned to the white Greyhound and asked, "Why are you here?"
>
> The white Greyhound said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
> trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
> But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
> owner's couch."
>
> "So what are they going to do to you?" the black Greyhound inquired.
>
> "Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected white Greyhound said.
>
> The white Greyhound then turned to the black Greyhound and asked, "Why are you at the
> vet's office?"
>
> "I'm a humper," the black Greyhound said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
> a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I
> see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
> to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
> started humping away."
>
> The white and brindle Greyhounds exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, Prozac for
> you too, huh?"
>
> "No," said the black Greyhound, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."