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Post by John Vickers on Nov 16, 2006 21:21:28 GMT -5
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done.The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done.The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done.The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done.The bear is thinking to himself "why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well." "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* It's done.The rabbit says "For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay." And he rides off on his motorcycle
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Post by tara on Nov 17, 2006 8:17:23 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by cojoeman on Nov 22, 2006 18:39:38 GMT -5
John oh John...obnly you....:
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Post by dad2paisley on Jan 8, 2007 11:40:35 GMT -5
That's a good one. LOL ;D
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